Look, I'm not here to pretend we've got a forty-ninth peace agreement with Iran (I'm not retarded). I am here to show you this beautiful headline from the New York Post.
I seriously can't help but think this is how it happened.
Man, just look at this beauty:
And some real text from the article:
Khamenei, who has yet to be seen in public since he was injured at the start of the war, instructed his team not to yield to any demands made by Washington that he deems excessive.
The ayatollah, who ascended to the seat when his father and much of his family was killed in an Israeli strike at the start of the war, is believed to have been disfigured in the blast. US intelligence also reported that he is believed to be 'probably gay' following reports he underwent treatment for 'impotence' in London as a young man.
Absolutely beautiful stuff right there from NYP!
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