The show must go on!
Even if it's a few months late, President Trump isn't going to let another failed lefty assassin ruin what he had planned.
The White House Correspondents' Dinner last night gave Trump the opportunity of a lifetime to roast the media, roast his allies, and roast himself a little bit. And whoever wrote these jokes didn't hold back.
But before we get to that, we have to get the Fake News awards. And this is hilarious.
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Trump sued them, and still congratulated them on their win. Truly amazing.
Now for the jokes.
We'll start with poor Kaitlan Collins:
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Someone told Trump that the best way to insult a woman is to "compliment" them by comparing them to a trans woman π
Wolf glancing over at Kaitlan made it just that much funnier.
He had so many zingers last night.
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Sounds about right.
The best part is how flat these jokes landed in the room, but how great they are online the next day.
I didn't see this one coming at all.
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Trump dropped a couple of jokes about the UFC fight at the White House:
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So true, Donald. So, so true.
Speaking of Sleepy Joe ...
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He had so many good jabs.
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This joke was actually the one that made the entire room laugh, and I'll admit it may be the joke of the night.
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But this might be my favorite joke of the night:
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Then he roasted the entire room, all the "journalists" and made quite the announcement.
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And he ended with this, which is just perfect.
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There's never been and never will be another like him.
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