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Yes, believe it or not, a shocking act of biological terrorism has been reported to the Bias Response and Referral Network: Someone used the word "mothers."
According to public records obtained by The College Fix, a graduate student ratted out some poor soul for the unforgivable sin of … complaining about having to scrub "mothers" from grant proposal language and replace it with the dehumanizing phrase "lactating individuals."
I can see you don't believe me. Here's a quote from the article:
A graduate student reported someone for complaining about 'having to change grant proposal language from "mothers" to "lactating individuals," according to the October 2025 report. The spreadsheet only labels the alleged offender as a 'respondent.'
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This is one of over 100 bias reports filed between July 2024 and March 2026. Fifteen percent of them involve gender identity nonsense.
Other greatest hits from the UMinn bias files include:
A student reporting a professor with a hearing disability for ... having a hearing disability.
Someone flipping over a "rainbow safe space" doormat (the horror!).
A street evangelist outside campus saying there are only males and females.
This is not satire, folks. It's the University of Minnesota.
And this is Not the Bee.
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