I don't know why this is so funny to me.
Yeah, uhh...
Tourists are so infatuated with American food — and will be so obese when they leave our country — that the TSA is actually reminding them to pack ranch dressing in their checked luggage.
I repeat, our government is reminding World Cup tourists to pack ranch dressing — the most delicious American concoction known to man — under the plane so they can get it home safely and continue their weight-gain into the following weeks.
The comments on this were about as delicious as the side of ranch makes my hot wings at BW3s.
For the record, ranch is technically available overseas, but it's not a staple like it is here.
When all these fatties get home they'd be better off with their own, American-bought ranch. That way they don't have to fight all the other newly-obese travelers in the grocery store.
We won't have to worry about the Norwegians, however 👇
That'll be the only plane that doesn't hit its weight limit!
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