The Daily Caller scooped the best headline, but I'm not even mad.
That's not satire. There really is a bearded transgender Democrat named Beth running for U.S. Congress in Massachusetts. Nothing will prepare you for the voice π
How can The Babylon Bee top that? At what point is it impossible for the satirists to keep up with reality?
Beth Andres-Beck is a woman who cut off her breasts and injected herself with testosterone to look like one of the bros. My favorite detail on her website (other than her note that she sings tenor) is that she makes SURE to say she doesn't take money from the Jews over in AIPAC. π
Boston.com did a Q&A with her and it was as hilarious as it was depressing.
"ANY/ALL PRONOUNS." You can't make it up.
Okay, but at least most of them know what gender they are!
Our national crisis is that the Trump admin is ... rooting out corruption and waste?
Anyway, here are the best replies because you deserve them after watching that video:
Beth has a shot at winning the primary after incumbent Seth Moulton vacated the seat to run for Senate against career-politician Ed Markey:
The Republican challenger is Micah Q. Jones, an attorney and Army vet who practically stands no chance because New England has ZERO Republican reps, despite 40% of the population identifying as Republican.
Could Beth become the very first agender member of U.S. Congress?
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