Delta's still out here calling moms and dads "birthing parents" and "non-birthing parents"

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Delta's still doing this in 2026, and it's even more hilarious now that the woke era is over.

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As one commenter asked, what if I identify as a birthing parent? Then do I get twelve weeks of paid leave?

And let me tell you, I'm a bit concerned for our future after reading the comments on Libs of TikTok's post here.

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Translation:

This is fine.

The post is being called old by some, but it's actually from a ramp agent job posting at JFK, which makes sense because it's New York.

Welp, it's 2026 and you thought woke was dead?

Nope, it's still kicking.

And it's up to us normal people to wake back up and continue to mock it into oblivion.

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