So, um, this happened down in Texas.
Meet Matthew Luckhurst, a San Antonio cop who, back in 2016, apparently decided the best way to help a sleeping homeless man was to scoop up some street feces, slap it between bread, and leave it in a nice to-go container like it was a delicious leftover.
(For the record, the homeless guy never ate the sandwich.)
Luckhurst was also accused of smearing feces on the toilet seat in the only women's restroom at the San Antonio Police Department's bike unit.
Guy has a theme!
Luckhurst was fired twice: Once in San Antonio for the poop stuff, then later when Floresville PD dug up his poopy past.
But his luck may have turned. Luckhurst was just hired on June 1 as the chief of police in Benavides, Texas.
What better way to celebrate Pride Month than to hire a guy as chief of police who's into poop stuff?!
Benavides officials apparently did a "thorough background check" and are standing by their man. Unfortunately, they might be standing atop Poo Mountain.
Regardless, I'm still going to be a huge supporter of law enforcement.
But forget Back the Blue; it's all about Back the Brown now!
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