NOT SATIRE: 71 Jewish girls rescued from NY sewer tunnels after wandering off during field trip

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Well, I never expected to type this sentence, but: We have a Jewish tunnels update.

Remember this?

Well, apparently the Jews still yearn for the tunnels because this happened on Wednesday. 👇

No, it wasn't 7 kids who wandered off from the field trip. It was 71.

SEVENTY ONE!!!

They were only spotted by an officer who happened to see them between the sewer grates.

Were the teachers that oblivious?

Here's News 12 Westchester about the field trip in a town north of Manhattan:

Officials say a group of about 70 teenage girls from the Toras Emachu school in Monsey were on a school trip in Memorial Park in Nyack and entered a large drainage culvert which collects the majority of water runoff for the village.

Police were alerted when an Orangetown police officer noticed numerous young girls exiting a sewer grate in an alley off Main Street in the Village of Nyack.

The girls explored the village's underground tunnels, which runs [sic] mostly under Nyack and emerges in certain places. Most of the group was found at Main and Franklin streets.

All of the students were able to exit the culvert on their own and no one was seriously injured.

The girls apparently wandered into the culvert entrance at a park, walked half a mile, and got lost.

No source can tell us how a school field trip just straight up loses 71 kids.

IN THE SEWERS!


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