Every year we have to celebrate American Ramadan, the high holy month of Pride. Corporations, sports leagues, governments, and charities all proudly display the gay flag and use the month to shove pro-sodomy propaganda down our throat.

But did you ever wonder why they chose June? Well if you've never heard of the Stonewall riots in June of 1969, The Blaze's John Doyle is here to explain.

So the sanitized version of Stonewall being this like freaking epic uprising, that exists specifically because activists need a clean origin story. Whereas the actual story involves mafia exploitation of vulnerable teenagers, open drug deal, and a movement apparently openly centered on the rights of adults to have sex with minors.

Then when the police were like, ‘No thanks' they just like freaked out and threw bricks at them.

That's why we have "pride" month pushed down our throats every June. Because an illegal gay bar run by the mafia got mad when police tried to enforce laws to protect teenage sex victims from prostitution.

Happy pride, everyone!