The Babylon Bee can't compete with this.
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Seriously, imagine being Seth Dillon and Kyle Mann over at The Bee. How do you make a joke that's crazier than this? How do you keep up with reality?
Still, Christians (including the prophets at The Bee) have longed warned that reality and satire would merge:
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More on this truly historic moment in William Wallace's beloved country:
Q Manivannan was elected as a Green Party MSP to represent Edinburgh and Lothians East last week.
The self-described ‘queer Tamil immigrant' made headlines after it emerged they were in the country on a student visa, and had been fundraising for a graduate visa.
The migrant, along with fellow trans Green MSP Iris Duane, endorsed a ‘manifesto' by Art Workers for Palestine Scotland before the election.
The trans Indian was allowed to run for office based on a recent rule change that lets foreigners on short-term visas run for office (why even pretend to have a country anymore?).
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Have I mentioned that the transgender Indian is also in favor of prostitution? What a guy!
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(Scotland, your ancestors are laughing at you.)
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