Apparently, committing crimes on video doesn't turn out so great.
Great idea, lady!
You won't believe who this gal was, either. If you guessed "DEI executive at JPMorgan," you'd be shockingly correct.
(But let's face it, you didn't guess that before I told you.)
More from the New York Post:
Angie Báez, 40, was promoted to Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce at JPMorgan Chase more than a year ago, according to her LinkedIn profile.
She previously served as Executive Director of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion at New York-based review website The Infatuation, which Chase acquired as part of its broader push into lifestyle and experiential content.
Sources say the bank looked into the incident after the video surfaced, and a JPMorgan Chase spokesperson told The Post, 'This employee is no longer with the company.'
Báez was recorded in broad daylight, clad in Knicks gear, dumping out a Knicks-colored trash can before walking off with it.
Oh, get this: Apparently, Báez was making several hundred grand a year even though she only has an associate's degree (if this old resume that's circulating is accurate, she has very limited experience too!):
One must ask, if this is true, did she get the job because she's Hispanic, overweight, and female?
(As a reminder, a December report outlined how companies have spent the last decade doing everything they can to avoid hiring "white millennial men.")
But wait, it gets even better.
Báez also appears to have co-founded a queer and Black, Indigenous, and People of Color-owned talent agency, Same Page Co., which is 'focused on increasing representation and equity in media and industry. It works with artists/talent on creative projects, photoshoots, strategy, and business affairs.'
Yes, that's a real paragraph about a real "talent agency."
Anyway … though Báez has not been charged with any crime yet, she did lose her sweet DEI executive gig at JPMorgan.
Given her obvious experience, maybe she can land a job on a garbage truck.
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