Snowflake art group drops functioning arcade game about Trump invading Iran on Capitol grounds (it's pretty much what you would expect)

The TDS commies have been dropping golden statues all over the Capitol grounds mocking Trump for a while now.

But they've really upped their game with their new arcade game by Secret Handshake called Epic Furious: Straight to Hell.

And left-wing media loves it:

So in the interest of journalistic integrity, I played the online version of the game to see what all the fuss is about.

It's built to play like the 16-bit role-playing-game Final Fantasy 2, and the game is mostly awful, but there were a couple of funny bits. (It's healthy to laugh at your own side.)

[Warning: Adult Topics]

There are obviously a lot of eye-rolling digs at Trump and his cabinet members that fall flat.

• J.D. Vance has a Couch Warehouse and sends Trump on a quest to find couch cleaner.

• You can burn Epstein files and poop in a golden toilet.

• And you lose the game instantly if you ask First Lady Melania to hold hands.

But there were some moderately funny zingers:

• RFK Jr. runs around with his shirt off, shouting crazy stuff about the worm that's taken over his brain that makes him collect body parts from dead animals.

• Pete Hegseth is 100% war hawk, and super excited about blowing up Iran. Hoorah!

• And Kash Patel is mostly worried about keeping his job.

• Elon Musk haunts a mausoleum full of the skeletons of international aid workers he's destroyed.

And then there were things that made me laugh out loud, particularly the enemies you have to fight:

• Your first battle is against Iranian schoolgirls posting on social media.

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• Next, there's a looks-maxing, influencer terrorist.

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• You get to stop New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani from redistributing wealth and bubblegum.

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• Then Trump goes toe-to-toe with a robotic low-flow showerhead.

• And the thing that made me really lose it was the DEIyatollah, which is the new supreme leader of Iran, wearing a rainbow turban.

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Much like any modern war, there's really no way to win.

But if you do decide to give it a whirl, I recommend turning off the crummy music and playing this on loop in the background:

I'll leave this here.