I regret to inform you that Democrats are being Democrats.

Real talk: I don't (always) enjoy dunking on Democrats. Like George Washington, I hate the spirit of political tribalism.

But c'mon, people. How can I NOT make fun of them when Democrats are doing historically stupid things like THIS 👇

A woke new bill erases the terms 'mother' and 'father' from state child custody and parental laws — a gender-neutral rewriting that's expected to spark a flood of similarly clunky legislation.

'Mother' would be replaced with 'gestating parent' while 'father' becomes 'non-gestating parent' or 'parent' in family court along with in domestic and education law, under the legislation, passed this week by state Democrats.

How is that not a satirical Babylon Bee story?

Do you even realize how clownish our civilization is? Do you realize how future historians will mock us?

The same people who say Trump is turning American into the movie Idiocracy because of a UFC fight at the White House will look at you with a straight face and utter the words "gestating parent."

'Paternity' proceedings to determine a child's biological father would meanwhile become 'parentage' cases, under the bill, which was rammed through the Assembly in March and of the Senate this week.

A 'putative father' — also known as a deadbeat dad — would now be called 'an alleged parent' in official state records, under the bill, which was sponsored by liberals Sen. Luis Sepulveda (D-Bronx) and Assemblywoman Amy Paulin (D-Westchester) and will go to Gov. Kathy Hochul's desk for approval.

Want to abandon your kid? You're not a deadbeat - you're just an "alleged parent"!

A memo accompanying the bill claims the change is necessary because it brings state law into line with generally accepted standards for how family courts handle surrogacy cases and ones with same-sex parents, including couples with two moms.

Adoption lawyers said Wednesday that use of the terms 'mother' and 'father' in family law is outdated given the growth in same sex couple adoptions and surrogacy contracts.

And there it is: The consequences of destroying the family and replacing it with a circus.

In recent years, the words "women" or "mother" have been changed to:

• "Non-men."

• "Womb-carriers."

• "Front hole" owners.

• "Chestfeeders."

• "Inseminated people."

• "Birthing people."

• "Bleeders."

• "Lactating individuals."

• "People who give birth."

• "Non-prostate owners."

• "Pregnant people."

• "Womxn."

• "Human milk-feeding individual."

In 2022, Cambridge Dictionary said "most people" find the use of the word "female" to be "offensive."

And yet major companies like Delta Airlines are still using this type of language. In 2026!

Expect to see more of this, and let your normie friends know this is the mainstream position of the Democratic Party.