California, the land of the free-balling "women."

Yes, the Stonestown Family YMCA in San Francisco has been forced to remind women to not be naked in their own locker room.

Why single out the perv who was hanging out in the locker room when you could simply change the rules for everyone? Problem solved... right??

A dude with lipstick named Sammy apparently turned the ladies' changing area at the YMCA into his personal nudist exhibition zone. According to multiple women who complained, Sammy had been a regular since 2024, strutting around fully exposed, blow-drying every inch of his body — including the parts that California law apparently insists are female now — and even using a handheld mirror in creative ways to make eye contact while women and children tried to change.

Listen to his baritone voice as he complained to a manager in 2025:

The new guidelines are a masterclass in stating the painfully obvious. From The Post Millennial:

Nudity should be discreet, limited, and brief. Nudity is permitted only while actively showering. Members are expected to put clothing on or be covered during use of the space outside of showering.

But, uhh, let's check with California real quick.

Despite the new rules, the YMCA restated that California law allows for people to use the locker room of their self-declared gender identity.

Anyone want to bet if "Sammy" will take the YMCA to court and win the right to strut around naked in the lady's room? (This is California, folks. It could happen.)

At least we have one of the best Community Notes of all time, thanks to this story.

Before this rule went into place, Sammy would be seen in the locker room every day "for hours." But after the rule change — and don't be too surprised by this — members haven't seen Sammy in there at all. Strange.

At least the rule worked?

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