I'm so done with this crud.
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Why does baseball have to celebrate gay sex?
"Baseball is for everyone."
Oh, because teams used to ban gay people from attending games? What, were there bouncers at the door that made men kiss a woman to prove their straightness in order to get through the door??
If baseball is for everyone, what about the majority of fans who believe in a God who despises sinful lusts and pride? Do those fans belong at the games?
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Why does the MLB have to post about sexuality at all? Can we please watch baseball instead of engaging in proclamations of holy months that are dedicated to queerness?
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Did no one tell the millennial cat lady running the MLB's social media pages that woke peaked in 2021 and is becoming more of a pariah by the day? It's actively uncool now. We are going to mock you for posting about the gay rainbow, and you're gonna deserve the mockery.
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Baseball fans, tell me in the comments: How excited are you to spend your hard-earned cash helping Emily at the MLB office make posts about gay sex?
Update: The NBA is super gay too 👇
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