Infamous Toronto drifter known as "Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" arrested for sexual assault

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Once you've earned a nickname for being a disgusting homeless vagrant who tosses buckets of poop on people, it's not a surprise if you graduate to sexual assault.

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"Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" may be the most Canadian nickname ever invented. But the polite Canadians just learned a lesson in why you don't tolerate this nonsense.

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Samuel Opoku, 30, a vagrant whose grotesque fecal assaults earned him the nickname "The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man" in a 2024 indie film chronicling the malodorous crime spree, was picked up May 12 and charged with two counts of sexual assault and indecent exposure.

In the first incident May 9, a group of women were walking on the sidewalk when he approached them and made sexual advances toward one of the women, grabbing her forearm.

He then allegedly sexually assaulted her and fled the scene, according to police.

A day later, Opoku followed a woman into a commercial office building and allegedly sexually assaulted her after approaching her from behind before running away again.

Question: Why was this guy on the street in the first place?

We can all agree that in a decent society that attacking people with your own excrement, as Mr. Opoku did five times in 2019, ought to land you in jail for a long time, right?

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You won't be surprised that some artsy person made a 2024 horror short film on the subject where the main character was race-swapped from black to white.

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I guess it makes me a "MAGAt" if I don't like Pee Pee Poo Poo men roaming our city streets, huh?

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