Sometimes, my own headlines make me laugh. This one has so many layers of clownishness that I couldn't help a guffaw or two.

Anyway, here's London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

The manosphere is targeting young people online every day. This is how London is fighting back. The advice manosphere influencers offer isn't just unhelpful, it's actively harmful. Today, I'm launching a new campaign. It will encourage boys and young men to ignore the noise and find their own voice.

How will boys do that when you've spent decades telling them that masculinity is toxic, harmful, and wrong?

At home, we'll support more fathers to be positive male role models by providing expert training.

Wait, you know the difference between a man and a woman now??

At school, we'll deliver targeted mentoring sessions to thousands of vulnerable boys in their secondary schools, giving them the tools they need to talk about resilience and relationships.

Ah, yes, instead of learning how to do bold, courageous, and manly things, we need more soft-spoken feminist teachers to "deliver targeted mentoring" about ... relationships. That'll reach the boys!!

We'll fund a new network of footballing mentors.

Sports are a great outlet for raw masculine energy, but they are not the solution to everything. Men want to build, conquer, and discover new horizons, and British authorities are terrified of that.

They have spent the better part of a century creating a sophisticated nanny state to ensure such masculine drives are restrained.

The comment section was full of thoughts:

If you are wondering why Khan is bald, it's because he's just got back from Mecca, where he visited a cave where Mohammed was choked by an "angel" and walked around a space rock that Muslims believe is connected to Abraham.

I've recently returned from the Hajj pilgrimage last week in Mecca. It was a humbling experience for me. It was a spiritual experience for me. Thousands of Londoners were there as well.

As they say in London, Allahu Akbar!