Alexandria, Virginia, is one of the wokest, far-left cities in the state.
It should be no surprise that these lefty losers would hate absolutely everything that makes America great.
BEHOLD:
You can't shoot off fireworks to celebrate America's 250th, and you should totally turn your neighbors in to the cops if you do see them shooting off fireworks.
Any fireworks.
Including sparklers.
This ain't what our forefathers fought and died for.
They did die for freedom of speech, however, and many used this right to absolutely roast the fire out of the city of Alexandria.
So, so true.
True American Alexandrians, you know what to do on the 4th!
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