I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the Gayest State in America.

And to the communist utopia for which it stands, one gay nation, under Satan, with homosexuality for all.

Yes, you just watched Washington Governor Bob Ferguson pledge allegiance to the gay community during the Pride Flag raising.

Does anyone even know what these words mean?

My ultimate responsibility is doing everything I can, given what's going on back in Washington D.C., to do everything in my power to uphold our values as a state, to hold the dignity of everybody in Washington State, to defend everyone's rights in the face of attacks that we see every single day.

And look, I just want you all to know that there is zero chance at any moment in time that Washington will ever back down from that, that we would ever bend the knee to what you see back at Washington D.C. You have my word on that, and every single elected official here today.

Does that mean men who play women's sports will continue to do so in Washington State? And also continue to use women's locker rooms and bathrooms?

That's pretty much all the modern Pride movement is anymore.

So brave. So heroic. Truly, the stand of our lifetime!

Forget boring stuff like balancing budgets, keeping streets safe, or ensuring kids can read - this is the hill Democrats will die on.

The Pride flag must fly, or tyranny wins!