The battle for headlines between The Babylon Bee and Not the Bee tilts in Not the Bee's favor.
You see, this is a story that the world's top satire writers could never have come up with.
Yes, the Scottish Greens have sent an Indian man - who claims to be "non-binary" - in the country on a temporary student visa, who has only been in Scotland since 2021, to a five-year term in Scottish parliament.
For real.
Here's the Telegraph:
A transgender Indian immigrant has become the first person to be elected to Holyrood without a permanent visa to stay in the UK.
Q Manivannan, who identifies as non-binary, was elected as an MSP on the Edinburgh & Lothians East list for the pro-independence Scottish Greens.
It was reported earlier this week that the former PhD student has appealed to colleagues for £2,089 of funding for a temporary graduate visa.
He does't even have a permanent visa and he's asking his colleagues to help pay for another temporary visa.
I'm sure he's going to be a great contributor to Holyrood.
He seems to be a great appreciator of the Scots:
Is this what William Wallace fought for?
You can't make this up.
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