This isn't satire. It really happened.

I guess man's best friend doesn't feel the same way about women??

Here's KTVB:

Police from the Scottsbluff Police Department were called about a shooting involving a BB gun around noon. The call later updated to say a shotgun was fired, a press release said.

When officers got to the scene in Scottsbluff, near the Wyoming border, they found a truck with an attached camper, and the 'passenger side door panel of the vehicle had sustained damage consistent with a shotgun blast.'

Police said the driver went into the store to buy something, which is when his dog accidentally 'triggered a shotgun' that had a live shell in the chamber.

The pellets in the shotgun shell scattered, as they do, but a woman parked at the red light next to the store had her arm hanging out the window and one of those little suckers hit it.

She was taken to the hospital by a family member with what's believed to be a non-life-threatening injury, police said.

I imagine the whole scenario looked a little like this:

A few more comments because it's okay to laugh:

No arrests have been made, but state law bans drivers from carrying loaded shotguns in their vehicles. I imagine that dog's owner is in for one heck of a fine!