Obama's presidential library (AKA the Death Star) is having its grand opening this week, so Barack and Michelle went on Good Morning America to promote themselves.
Asked by Robin Roberts what their next chapter would be, Michelle Obama gave the least surprising answer of all time:
Roberts: One word to describe your next chapter. One word.
Barack: Fun.
Michelle: Me.
Roberts: That's what you call drop the mic!
That reaction is so on-brand for Obama fanatics.
Michelle Obama, who famously never claims victimhood or glorifies herself, never complains, has no regrets, and is always outward-focused, is finally going to move on to the more important things in life.
Herself.
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