In the Year of Our Lord 2026, a new Woke Final Boss has appeared

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How does this person exist? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

Nature has always been queer. Colonizers just didn't like it because it didn't fit into their neat little boxes.

(Yes, those are her eyes. She's wearing white contact lenses.)

Like humans, other organisms are very diverse in sexuality, sex, and gender. There are over 1,500 species that have been found in homosexual behavior.

Over 1,500 species engage in cannibalism too.

Some examples of queer animals include fish. Fish change genders a lot. There's a lot of fish that can change from male to female.

From male to WHAT now?

So, because clownfish were designed with the ability to change from male to female to survive catastrophic population shifts due to predation, ocean currents, disease, and the availability of anemone hosts ... this means that humans have the ability to change their genetic structure at will?

Other animals that can reproduce asexually are different invertebrates and reptiles.

I love when woke people start lecturing me about how humans are the same as bugs, shrimp, and gelatinous hydrozoa.

"See this sea sponge without a centralized nervous system that reproduces by budding? Humans, including Socrates, Mozart, and Da Vinci, are just like them!"

Different animals that frequently engage in homosexual behavior include bison, whales, dolphins, bats, primates, albatross, ducks, vultures, swans, reptiles, various insects and arthropods.

Again:

  • "See these hairy bison that butt heads and rut for weeks until their hearts give out? Humans, who invented the microchip and rocket ships, are just like them!"

  • "See these dolphins that exhibit sexual behaviors as part of dominance displays? Humans should use sexual force to show dominance too!"

Do they know how dumb this argument is?

This is where ol' Charlie Darwin has led us. He wrong about a great many things, including his theories about the simplicities of biological systems, macro adaptations, and the idea of different human "races" (which has caused immense evil in the last century).

But perhaps the most idiotic thing Darwin did was devolve our brains into thinking that mankind, we creatures who are made in the image of God Almighty, are the same as bugs and birds.

This explains much of left-wing idiocy.

More:

Sometimes you can see intersex butterflies that are split down the middle, half male and half female. This is called guyandromorphis [sic].

We have to teach human children about sexual fetishes because butterflies and birds sometimes have an exceedingly rare genetic disorder that causes them to develop improperly!

The split gill mushroom has 23,000 different sexes. Happy Pride Month!

Mushrooms! We're comparing people to MUSHROOMS to justify Gay Sex Parades.

And that's the real kicker.

None of these animals get dopamine rushes from celebrating kinky, unnatural behavior. Humans are the only creatures that do this. A dolphin acts on instinct because it is a dolphin. A man or woman who always acts on instinct goes to prison.

The very fact that we have prisons is evidence that we are not animals.

Humans used to build beautiful things because we believed that we could find Reason and Wisdom, those time-tested truths about the spiritual fabric that holds the physical world together.

We now dye our hair green as our SSRIs spiral us into weird tics during our rants about mushrooms and gay sex.

I feel for her.

I want her to know the love, joy, and community found in Jesus Christ.

I want her to know that she isn't evil because she's white or her ancestors founded colonies.

I want her to know that her identity is so much bigger than her sexuality.

I want her to know God's design for her and His plan for all humanity.

Pray for her!

'For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.

Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator β€” who is forever praised. Amen.' - Romans 1:21-25


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