All other competitors in the Woke Olympics can now stop. We've found the undisputed winner.
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THE NEW HIGH SCORE!!
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Aaron Rose Phillip is a black man with cerebral palsy from the Caribbean island of Antigua who dresses up like a woman.
The far-left world of celebrity elites has been obsessed with him since 2021, featuring him in Vogue and other outlets none of us read. After he showed up at the 2026 Met Gala, that world gushed over his appearance. Just look at this headline from International Business Times UK.
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The article lays it on thick:
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Phillip wasn't the only spectacle at the Met Gala on Monday night. Oh no. The elites of Panem showed off their weirdest costumes yet.
According to Variety, it was a veritable who's who from Hollyweird:
Beyoncé is co-chairing this year's affair with Nicole Kidman, Venus Williams, and Anna Wintour.
Speaking of Beyoncé, let's check in and see what tasteful, elegant gown she chose for the event…
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Oh, wait, never mind. She went the Diamond Skeletor route.
There were other men dressed like women because of course:
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Teyana Taylor, meanwhile, should be arrested for wearing a Thneed made from the endangered Truffala Tree:
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This actress wore a dollar bill over her eyes to call out the 1%, which she herself is a part of 😂
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Cardi B looked like ... something:
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There were a bunch of other outfits I can't show you here because the Hunger Games crowd likes to appear nearly nude in public.
Oh, don't even get me started on Heidi Klum...
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That's enough torture for one article.
Behave yourselves, or you'll get more.
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