Tell me you're a conquered country without telling me you're a conquered country.
England is installing public squatty potties for all the foreign visitors — and new arrivals, of course — who prefer the more ... natural method of going to the toilet.
From the Daily Mail:
A Labour council in Cambridge has installed squat toilets said to be favoured by international visitors and are charging users £1 per visit.
The public toilets - which include three 'squat-style flushing toilets' - on Silver Street, opposite Queens' College at the University of Cambridge, cost Cambridge City Council £1million to build ...
The council said the style of toilet was 'preferred by some international visitors'.
A million bucks on new squat toilets that English people don't even use. It's just for foreigners.
But, hey, at least they're charging them £1 per squat.
Heather Boyd, from the nearby village of Orwell, told the BBC: 'I certainly think if I'm going to spend £1, I'm not going to squat as well. That is absolutely crazy.'
'I'd much rather they built just a normal set of toilets and charged nothing, than one really slick one and charged a pound,' the 60-year-old added.
But have you considered that nothing can be done well for the native population and that every decision has to be made with foreigners in mind?
What a bigot.
The City Council clarified in a statement that not ALL of the toilets are the squatting kind.
13 different toilets are available in total.
Below street level, the main redeveloped toilet area offers six seated toilets, three urinals, and three squat-style toilets that many of the international visitors using the facilities will prefer
At street level on the bridge, there is a wheelchair accessible seated toilet.
Still, locals aren't happy with the £1-million project which charges you to use the public toilet.
Needless to say, this is a crappy situation for Cambridge.
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