Sometimes, the stories just write themselves, don't they?
An Arizona lawmaker - a black female Democrat - is trying to get free catering from a fried chicken place and I genuinely don't even know how she thought this would work.
I've had Gus's World Famous Fried Chicken and, let me tell you, I understand why you would want 240 pieces of their chicken. It's just THAT good. There's a reason it's "World Famous."
But this lady's just trying to scam them because she likes the chicken, isn't she?
Arizona's Family reported on the scandal last week:
Okay, so, a lobbyist catered fried chicken at an event. The lobbyist paid for it. Everybody ate their fill. All good.
But then a black woman who had attended the event got angry about the quality of the fried chicken, and for some reason felt entitled to email Gus's and demand they provide her with $1,500 in free chicken.
I mean, c'mon, people! If The Babylon Bee wrote this story as satire, they'd be called racist! π
A hundred people attended the event. Sears was just one attendee.
But for some reason, she felt that SHE was owed another 120-person order because SHE was dissatisfied with the food.
More from AZ Family:
The request raised questions about whether Sears was trying to score a free meal, who would be at the event on a Saturday, and how bad the chicken actually was.
Sears did not respond to requests for comment. Lawmakers at the Capitol declined to speak publicly about the incident, though many had opinions about it privately.
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