Chris Toukonen apparently has a drug problem.
He's also a teacher at Lely High School in Naples, Florida.
Toukonen, 44, has a shiny new set of felony drug charges to add to his résumé, along with possession of narcotic paraphernalia.
According to reports, administrators got wind of suspected drug use while Toukonen was alone in the classroom. They then searched his backpack, found cocaine and fentanyl, and called the Collier County Sheriff's Office.
Deputies showed up, investigated, and hauled him off to jail. No other drugs were found in his classroom or his vehicle on campus.
In news that isn't all that surprising, Toukonen had previously been the head coach of another Collier County high school football team, where he was suspended five games in 2021 for his conduct toward the refs. I'm guessing he was the kind of coach who would give you that pregame pep talk while breaking tables and crushing cans on his head.
Welp, Mr. Toukonen is in jail now. Hopefully withdrawal doesn't hit him too hard.
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