This gives a whole new meaning to those whiteout games they play over Happy Valley!

I suppose cocaine is better than pedophilia...? 😭

Either way, a lot of people are probably going to jail.

That's 14 people charged — mostly current or former Penn State students — in connection with a cocaine-trafficking ring that allegedly used two fraternity houses as distribution hubs.

What's more, some pledges at these frat houses weren't made to do keg stands or trash duty; they were made to do cocaine cutting and packaging.

No joke.

Here's a more detailed analysis if you want it:

Pennsylvania Attorney General Dave Sunday said the operation ran primarily in 2023 and 2024 and revolved around members of Delta Upsilon and Sigma Chi.

The alleged main suppliers, Agostino Abbatiello, 24 (still at large), and Thomas Robinson reportedly made regular runs out to Philly and New York for large quantities of coke.

Once back at the frat houses, they allegedly cut it, packaged it, and sold it, mostly to students at Penn State.

Several of these kids face serious felony charges, including corrupt organizations and conspiracy. Others are looking at misdemeanor possession and paraphernalia charges. Penn State placed Delta Upsilon on interim suspension and noted that it does not recognize Sigma Chi (which operates outside university oversight).

The university is promising more education around hazing and health safety, but they should probably scrap chemistry classes until they can make sure Walter White isn't teaching at the school.