Guys, this isn't satire.
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Olabode Soniregun is a Nigerian man who migrated to Las Vegas and got U.S. citizenship (because in 2026, the rules are made up and the points don't matter).
He then "fled" to the UK in November 2024, claiming he feared for his life because he is black and identifies as both Mormon and Jewish. No, really, that's what he says.
From GB News:
He said: 'I would consider myself being Jewish because I'm still waiting for like the coming of the Messiah or whatever.
'And there is no, in my opinion, formal, organised ecclesiastic community that I can block to other than the closely related Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints.'
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Soniregun also claimed that he was escaping multiple police departments that had sexually assaulted him and prevented him from getting a job, in case you want to know more about this man's mental condition.
The British courts, having some minute semblance of sanity remaining, deemed Soniregun's fears were stupid and ruled he had no legal standing to stay in the United Kingdom. He was even kicked out of the swanky free housing the UK gives migrants!
Despite that, he has been blocked from leaving. 👇
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'Supposedly I have schizo-affective disorder, which is schizophrenia with some kind of mood disorder, so supposedly I'm schizo-affective and I also have, like, paranoia. But I'm not too much in agreement with what the doctors in the hospital are saying.'
"Supposedly"??
The interviewer then asked why that would prevent him from being deported.
Why is that our problem? You're a failed asylum seeker. Whether you've got health problems or not, I don't know - not really our business. But you've been told to go home and denied asylum in the UK. I don't understand why that's our problem.
Soniregun then claimed to have been born in the UK, but I have no idea if the black Jewish Mormon who has been sexually assaulted by numerous Las Vegas police officers (that are also conspiring to keep him jobless) is telling the truth.
Anyone else fine with this guy never returning to America? 😂
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